Thursday, April 27, 2006

Fun

Last weekend was fun..ehh..i should say extremely fun!!woohooo….
I cheered,I danced,I screamed..u named it I did it…was a tremendous breakthru for myself..

Never in my life I ‘ve been so crazy b4…hahaha

Fun Fun Fun…!!!

Me in Red...Clatzz is beside me !!

I look kinda funny!!

Doraemon

I like to watch doreamon cartoon, read its comic since I was young.
But most of the Doraemon soft toy look too fake..so it didn’t arouse my interest to collect..haha.It’s not easy to find the not so fake Doraemon.

Friends who have seen my msn pic will see Doraemon writing..i think he's writing goals..hahaha.

I saw 1 Doraemon soft toy on my bed last sunday when I reach home …WOW….so nice of ed…
I knew he was angry last sat for waiting sooooooooo long @ suntec.But I didn’t expect to end so late..SO sorry…( btw I went for SPS last weekend).so I just kept my mouth shut to not make matter worst.(nv irritate an angry person).

But he’s so sweeeet…he surprised me…It's just sooooooooooooo sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.So touched by this small gesture. He knows how to make me luv him abit more...kns...hahahahaha...

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Life is so unpredictable!

人生无常..I totally agree with it.
Just the 2 days before Good Friday…ed ma ma died…then his neighbour’s husband died @ night on the same day.

My goodness..I was super shocked.Because ma ma was quite energetic despite her old age.Her memory was gd..she could still remember me thou I saw her only once a year during CNY…she just have a bit of “chao hee lang”…heee…

Suddenly just passed away after an emergency operation.It was later diagnosed that there’s a hole in her intestines and led to complications.Ai….so sad.It’s just too shocking…

On the same night, his neighbour’s husband suddenly cannot catch his breath n died!!
He was still young..50++..By the time she called ed fofo for help..it’s too late to revive him.He has stopped breathing for too long.The stupid ambulance came so late..not dead also die already.
I got 2 shocking news in same day…I cannot believe it when ed told me the news…I let out big,loud “HUH!!!What?”…I looked at him with great disbelief.
I saw him just few days ago @ the void deck..he seems ok leh…

Shock,Shock,Shock…That’s the only word I can used to describe my feelings @ that time.

I suddenly felt that being healthy is so important.I don’t want to be full of illness when I m still in my prime years.
I want to be healthy,lively and do things that I wanna do instead of moaning in pain.
A healthy person is a happy person :)

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Kiko Mat

Kiko Mat!!!!

Ha…I finally got my HUNZA kiko mat liaoz….me being very “new toilet” (loosely translated from Cantonese san si hang)haha…when I reach home..1st thing I did was to change my bedsheet and put the kiko mat on my matteress..hahaha….

Shiok….I slept thru the nite…no dreams ,no nightmares until my stupid alarm clock rang..
I woke up feeling energetic..no more sleepy eyes...
I have a very bad habit following me since young…hahah….(not gonna tell u my age) :p
I always set my alarm clock earlier but I will continue to sleep til the 2nd snooze.Still early right…continue to sleep….3rd snooze..still early mah by the 4th snooze then I will drag my tired body to bathe n get ready for work.
This is call 櫴床 (not sure if this the correct wording…my Chinese abit PTE LTD…heee)

I woke up everyday feeling sooooo sleepy…even thou I slept as early as 9pm…I will also wake up feeling tired…dunno y…mayb I dreamt of “momos”…hahaha

I slept @ 12am yesterday…but I feel energetic and I woke up @ the 2nd snooze…heee…improvement lah…but I hope I can kick the bad habit of mine…hahaha…

NO more sleepy eyes.dark eye ring.No more dragging my 50kg body to bathe n get ready.ho seh…..
My ulcer seems to be better today…ha…

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

I am the BEST

I am the best
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I AM THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Size 7 Pants

Has been a while that I updated my blog..was abit lazy to update lah…
I can fit size 7 now…hahaha…very happy…Size 7 for me is impossible last time…n I already accept my fate that I was not gonna fit into size 7 in my entire whole life…

From the puberty til now…my weight always increase n nv did it came down…my weight was once 60kg..n I even spoilt the school’s weighing machine…yah…its tat bad lor…but I still dun care becos I was still around 19 yrs old…also got no bf…nvm lor..i thought no1 will notice mah…hahaha…guys will always want to know my fren but not me lor…I also din care…hiaks..i know myself lah..fat like pig still want pple to look @ u n whistle meh….but sometimes I look @ the mirror n also feel depressd..to my horror…when I went to take my passport photos (need it for work purpose lah)..i got a shock…I really look like pig lor…mayb I shld go back n dig out..i wonder I stil have it anot…hahaha…shld I post it here or not huh??

I did lose some weight.(i was ard 55kg) when I started working in my 1st job..becos I have to walk around the whole fab most fo the time n I was doing shift work also…after left this company…I found a desk bound job…no need to walk around so often….hehehe….
My bunch of colleagues always feed me with nice,delicious food..n being the lazy me…where got exercise…so…I ballooned to 58kg…(tat time already attached liao)..he din hiam lah…but his momo said..”u fat til your backside so qiao n big”…wah…I felt like got lightning strike me leh….argh!!

So I did take some health product…n lose the kilos..i lost abt 7 kgs…..58-7=51kg
But I stopped taking after 3 mths ++..too x for me to continue..n also abit yucky to drink lor ..
I did maintain my weight for 2 yrs cos I was taking my part time dip…hectic lifestyle n sometimes nv eat…but I wasn’t healthy.I would have gastric attacks becos of irregular meal time…I hate it becos it makes me feel soooooo uncomfortable..n grouchy :(

After I graduated…best lor…I m a free bird..no more night classes,irregular meal times.I also began to eat more without me noticing.teabreak,supper..…so I started to ballooned again lor…55kg…wah…alarm bell rings…my clothes started to feel tight…stomach bulging out…I began to feel like a pig again..


I din wan to take the previous health supplement…too x lah..heee…I happen to read clatzz’s blog abt how she can wolfed down yummy cheesecake without feeling guilty..so she introduce Hunza prdts to me.I set myself a goal to reach my target weight 50kg within 2 mths..cos I dun wanna become a pig,I started on VP (Vitality Plus) and FP(Fibre Plus) detox plan..not only can lose weight n also can help my body back to balance...isn't it great??
I really achieved my goal…now can even fit Size 7 pants!!!

So do u want to fit in size 7 pants or even smaller sizes?
If is a SURE YES,pls leave comments :)

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Damn Pissed 2

Ystd I actually encountered rejections frm my own family leh…not frens…normally its frens who give u rejections n family is the 1 who support u right?

But I opposite lor…that’s y I always have the feeling that my frens treat me better than me family members… :s
I’ve been taking a health products..which initially I just wanted to lose some weight n fats lor…
So those pple @ my hm saw me consuming…n being the usual kpos..they also wanted to try…
So I told them u can start off with fibre 1st….
Ok..got result….i’ve told them they have to consume regularly to achieve the results they want …not eat 2 or 4 times then no need to eat already..”orh..orh”

I can sense that they have many questions and I encourage them to attend the prdt sharing session so they can have better understanding of what the prdts are abt…
The responses I receive was…”I ask u in depth u also cannot answer me” (they tot I doc or have x-ray eyes??I can learn so much in such a short period??knock,knock..it just barely 2 mths lor), I dun wanna listen to all this lah..i’ve listen enough..” , “I’ve no questions 1 leh..go for wat?”, “ see..so impatient…ask u few questions..u angry.. (but they always forgot that they ask the same questions every day…I m so tired of repeating myself everyday!!can’t they absorb what I’ve said to them?hsewife I dun blame…but a graduate leh…NB…tell me lah…how to not feel pek chek)..lagi best…my momo tu me “I bet u cannot do sales 1 lah ..u are not suitable…u will not stay in this line for long..the most few mths u dun wanna to do liao….” Wah…..suddenly I felt like crying…but I reminded myself what I’ve learnt in SCS…so I ren …its ok to look down on me….words doesn’t matter…is the action that counts…I will SUCCEED…but I wasn’t happy….cos I dun expect these from them….
What I pek chek is because my momo n bro were telling me how to do this biz …I was thinking to myself…what do they know?they nv do this biz before…y r they trying to teach me what to do??They know nuts abt this n they always want to get their ideas into mine…u think I stupid cannot decide myself?I know what I want to achieve..so stop telling me what I shld do n what not to do…

They said in this biz I m bound to encounter more jia lat pple than them…my reply was “yah…so these pple are not the C I want..they are not interested in the prdts…I m not doing sales..but I m trying to help pple who want n need my help!!”

They all went dead quiet….i m not going to talk them abt these topic in some near future…..

Damn pissed 1

I think marriage is a hassle…I always thought that marriage involves 2 person only…but now I dun think so…it involves the entire village/clan whatever…. :s

I hate it…Y can’t I do the way I like….y must pple always comment this n that…HELLO..
Now the pt is I m marrying leh..not u peeps ok…

Must give “dowry” n stuffs like that…the mouth said “nvm lor,let the guy side decide”..but the heart already knew how much u want..then just open ur bloody mouth n say lah….Y need to be pretentious….n let pple decide…after that then “hiam” the $$ so little….WTF….pissed..damn pissed…..Then I choose the date I like …she said not gd..this date cannot marry this n that…then f*ucking hell dun ask me to decide in the 1st place…I dun care the Chinese date 1 lor…everything ask u …u said nvm..u all decide…then I decide liao…then u say this n that…make up ur mind can??i damn super pissed…I told her …we chanting 1 leh…got pantang this kind of thing meh…last time said not pantang now giv me crap….

And those “yee mah gu zheh” are damn bloody kpos loe….y they need to know how much dowry I getting…Its ABSOLUTELY NONE of their bloody ass business….I wanna do in wat pattern is my business wat..not as if u wanna bao me super big ang baos….invite 2 person…come whole village…u think I LULU ah….so stupid meh….

I having 2nd thoughts of getting married liaoz…..damn pissed ….I wanna swear!!KNNCCB..KNNCCB KNNCCB…KNN KNN KNN KNN KNN!!!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Relationship


GD Morning peepur!! Got this from Power's blog..
***Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage***

You've dated enough to know what you want.And that's marriage - with the right person.You're serious about settling down some time soon.Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to!
What's Your Ideal Relationship?http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyouridealrelationshipquiz/

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

RATS

I hate rats..na bei.
I fucking scared of rats…it just freak me out…because they look very disgusting..
Its alright if they just crawl out n do their own business..but dun fuck around me..
Chao turbun..na bei!

My neighbourhood is infested with those fucking rats where they have to put up those stupid banner to tell peepur to help stop them from “duplicating”…
Digress abit.. Ed’s hm ever got 1 freaking rat hibernating there…because usually they will leave their main door open if not very warm mah….then the freak rat sneak in lor…KNN..i suspect nowadays rats know how to take lift sial….

This morning I got a wake up gift frm RAT lor…nin na bei…CCB! Cos morning mah…I m always ¾ awake..1/4 still dreaming/sleeping..hahaha…so as I walk to the carpark…going to cross over to the drain…I saw 1 BIG FAT RAT cheong out infront of me…I screamed my head off..CCB..7 early 8 early…CCB gave me this kind of shock….

FUCK U RATS!KNN !chao rats..Pissed with rats..if they ever come inside my hse..i make sure I crushed them to death…they confirm die with no body,head,tail whatever….
井水不犯河水…

Monday, March 06, 2006

Wow Wheee

Wooo…so long nv post blog..because very bz with work lately+bz shifting cubicle.I also need to think of something to blog about…hmmmm…Guess not much of my life change ba…still the same old bucket carrier….sitting infront of my PC..staring @ my monitor…kekeke…working very hard to build my own pipeline…wow wheee…well.. it really involve a lot of hard work!..i can do it!

I went SCS few weekend ago..WOW…it really set a loud bang in me….thou the seminar ended very late for that 2 days..but it’s a fruitful event for myself..I’ve learnt many things that I will nv experienced in what schools have taught us to be…..I felt energetic thou I slept 4 hrs these 2 days…too amazing liaoz…because I m those kind dun sleep will die 1….but I survived!!!!!n I 领悟 a lot of things!!

Anyone interested to attend?I can confirm, guarantee + chop that you will enjoy thoroughly..

I m the BEST,I m the GREATEST ,I will SUCCEED!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Party...n more party!!!

WBG Rocks!!!

WOW!…I thoroughly enjoyed myself @ the WBG recognition party!!..For once me n clatzz can become “irritating pple” for the night by making use of everything provided in the party pack..
My horn was abit lao hong so it sounded abit flat…but who cares…we just enjoyed irritating the pple beside us!! ;p

We screamed, cheered almost from the start to the end of the show!!! Shiok man!
Imagine we can still gossip @ the noisy environment..everyone was like so high…hehe…
What I luv is the last part where everyone started to DANCE!!Yes!..DANCE…I think I nv dance for many many yrs…but heng my sword still not rusty yet leh…hur hur hur!
All the songs all I like…me n clatzz danced like nobody business…but they are others more hiong than us :p….hahaha
Thanks clatzz for inviting me to this event!
Conclusion:WBG ROCKS!!!!!!

Thursday, January 19, 2006

sleepy head

i m very sleepy!!
I want sleep!!!anyone can grant me this wish??
I dunno y am I so sleepy…I absolutely have no idea….feeling so terrible….
I need beauty sleep…

If dun have enough sleep,i will get headache,grouchy,ki siao...etc.
:(

Zhou Gong...Can you pls go away..come tonite @ 10pm ok?

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

27

I finally can fit into size 27….hahaha….yeh!!
Quite elated…my norm size is size 28…lah lah lah….
I must jia you…mayb can fit into size 26…but I know abit difficult as my hip bones are quite wide…
Ai…shall try harder….Ganbate!
On Monday, my 1st time starting on triple FP..1 fp after waking up,1 b4 lunch and 1 b4 sleeping.
Wah…I went to toilet 4 times….. :s
And came all the blackies..eeeee…..my stomach super power ,can house so much blackie inside.
Cos I take a lot of junk food….hahaha..so till now I still have blackie inside me…..*yucks*

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Watch Bitch

My office have watch dog .oh…not dog is bitch …who always want to know who walks in n out of the office…since she wants to know it so badly…might as well swap place with me….cos me sit infront of the big stupid glass door. where I can see who walk in n out but I m not interested lor…
This dog can kneel on pedestal drawer and gossip with her next “wall neighbour” (they’re separated by the partition)…you wonder y she needs to kneel on the pedestal drawer?Because she’s only 139 cm tall…hahaha..ooopss..karma..*slap mouth*
We were all wondering how come she can talk over the partition..cos the height of the partition is abt 145cm…hahaha….
So when I was passing there….i finally saw her kneeling oon the pedestal drawer….hahahaha….so funny…
Its amazing leh…she can kneel for 1 to 2 hrs….tsk tsk tsk…leg not pain meh….
besides kneeling, she also loves to corner pple @ the pantry,toilet and sometimes ridiculous..toilet cubicle!!
Wahlao…everytime I saw her anywhere @ these places…I will definitely siam..if not kena caught ..die… :s
She likes to 拿着鸡毛当领剑.She thought she’s the boss PA…very great! *pui*…
See you old..respect you only ah.
She thought she very pretty…ya lah..i do admit she have big BOOBS..but given her height, its not proportionate…hahaha….give me a feeling like she’s carrying 2 big balls…hahhaha….karma again…

She loves to bad mouthed,gossip, backstabbed,kpo,twisting facts and sah kah.
Conclusion:Words fail to describe her!
Wah..i think my karma level once again escalated to another level…hahaha
Have to chant more liaoz… :p

Thursday, December 29, 2005

POOP

Warning : Pls do not read this entry if ;
1) You are taking your meals.
2)drinking any hot beaverages (afraid you might puke n spill the drink :D)
3) Just finish eating a delicious,expensive meal and with a full stomach.

I m “shitty”…cos I talk alot of "fei hua" and also full of crap..hahaha….but after taking FP n VP.I really become shitty...
1st day I started w/o any shit…but subsequent days were poo days….hehe…you can call me disgusting,gross or whatever names you can think of…I normally will stare @ my poo after I finished my “big business”…hahaha…sometimes I can see those vegetables tat are not being digested…ahahaha…..e.g tau geh,chilli seeds and sometimes papaya if I happen to eat some…. *puke*

After starting FP,I can poo with ease…no need to gek sai..But there are a lot of black stuff sticking to the poo…I was told that these “blackies” are those hibernating in my stomach for maybe a decade or 2.
Imagine keeping rubbish in our intestines??!!! :s

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Welcome 2006!!

Goodbye 2005!!
Welcome 2006!!!
Hapy New Year in advance peepers!!!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Red Bomb

Ever received red bomb and kena harassed?I kena….damn irritating….
It actually happen last month.I received a sms saying that he’s getting married and asking me if I could attend his wedding dinner…but prior to that I’ve heard this news from my buddies as I missed the CNY gathering @ my lecturer hm….

I knew that all my buddies going so I agreed to attend also…peace still then..the real nightmare started from the day I was supposed to fly to NZ for holidays…he sms me if I received the ‘bomb’…I replied “YES”.
I remembered clearly I replied to his sms…ok…
The real menace came when I was in NZ….call n call n call.Sms n sms n sms…wahlao…I did not answer his calls nor his smses becos very x to pick up calls in NZ hor…..
Wah..i think he can win the most irritating caller of the yr…wahlao…n finally after calling for maybe 30 times..i buay tahan oreadi and pick up the call….and you know what he ask me?HAVE YOU RECEIVED MY INVITATION CARD???na bei….I told him in my usual KL tone,I remembered I reply YES liao leh….y u asking me again?I m now on holiday leh…BYEEEEEEE….
Wahlao…you can sms the whole world if they have received the card but cannot record down who replied n who has not??what the fuck leh…..

Super duber boliao…and the most funniest part is I’ve not met him since I graduated from ITE hor!!!
What’s so impt abt me receiving the card or attending anot….does that mean if the whole lot of us not attending his banquet cannot start or what??
Told him received already still want to ask so many times…really very irritating leh…..so 烦!!
Still want to jio us for kopi…I not free to entertain boliao pple..i also not close with him…wahlao… :s
I don’t mind him inviting me to his wedding,it’s a happy occasion but don’t pester til like this…really pissed pple off….sianz…my fren told me to treat it as class gathering..hahaha…the more he pester the more I deduct the ang bao $$$...haha…anyway also not very high class….. :p

Thursday, December 15, 2005

BLoody Bitch

Bitch!!smile infront of u…backstab u when ur back is turn…wtf…
I detest this type of person….so horrible,incorrigible,evil….no…I think shld be horrible bitch..she’s not even fit to be a human…cannot mention race here…later kena sue for nothing…hahaha…
My colleague was already so sick that she can conk out anytime….we were also trying our best to help her out despite our bz schedule….we are always super bz in dec…
Woo lah..her reward of working so hard to ensure everything is in order is …..KENA COMPLAIN BIG TIME
KNNCCB…I read the email also I dulan…cos I also got do the work…hehehe…how can all our effort just flow down the drain like nobody business…..wahlao eh….she think we very free ah…only do her things meh…we got a lot of other work to do 1 hor….stupid bitch….bloody bitch…CB bitch…
She email all the managers n the whole wide world except my colleague…wah..this bitch really evil..heng we have 1 kind soul forward the email to her…wahlan eh….
Her email contents was something like…the progress of setting up the PCs are very slow…blah blah blah…
U siao is it…next wk then ur dunno wat nobody come function starts ….so finish setup what can u do?except to stare at it…wait for aedes mosquitoes to come n bite ur bloody backside ah….stupid…
Still have so many days left….scared simi…u think got pple will come meh…..I make sure I go down on the very 1st day to see how many thousands of pple turn up…*pui chao nua*..hope all ur things cock up except our PCs….muahaha….then I will laugh loudly like nobody business….Bitch…
I told another male colleague not to let me see her…if not I will slapped her til her mouth swollen…wahlan eh….Super pissed off….KNN…

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Sakit

I m sick…sianz..down with flu and headache…not much to blog…December is always my happiest month…also nothing to complain leh….know y?cos piao is on long leave!!!!shiok * infinity !!!
No government..no floating spirit to haunt us….wah..good ah….
I shall enjoy this peace for another week…before hantu re-appear!!!.... :p