Toilet Fantasy

Toilet
Wat’s so fasinating abt toilets??
I dun understand.

Mayb toilet in my office smells gd?got special charm?
Some pple can even come frm different flr to use the toilet…..
Their area dun have toilet meh….mus purposely take the lift up to my level to
use the toilet..??!!???
The air different?Toilet bowl seats r better?Its all the same mah….
Oh..Dun tell me they like the ambience??wahahahaha

And there r 2 particular person…lets name them Ms DD and Ms OO
They luv to have toilet conference at designated times….for e.g
If u go to the toilet at 11am …they will be at the toilet…whispering….
Whisper abt wat…I dunno…cos its really whispering….til sometimes I wonder if they can
even understand wat they r actually talking abt…..muahahaha
1 day must have at least 2-3 times of conference….and they r very in sync leh…
at designated time,they will both walk out together…proceed to toilet to begin the
Conference…hohohho…

They will continue til when someone steps into the toilet…still continue….
til mayb they notice this person is pang sai-ing n not peeing…..
I m jus wondering wat issue so impt mus whisper in the toilet everyday….from Mon to Fri,
same time….same place….
Wan to tok…go buy a cup of kopi…sit down at the café n tok til u “song” then come back lor
Aiyoh…y hog the toilet….tin tei leh….

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