POOP

Warning : Pls do not read this entry if ;
1) You are taking your meals.
2)drinking any hot beaverages (afraid you might puke n spill the drink :D)
3) Just finish eating a delicious,expensive meal and with a full stomach.

I m “shitty”…cos I talk alot of "fei hua" and also full of crap..hahaha….but after taking FP n VP.I really become shitty...
1st day I started w/o any shit…but subsequent days were poo days….hehe…you can call me disgusting,gross or whatever names you can think of…I normally will stare @ my poo after I finished my “big business”…hahaha…sometimes I can see those vegetables tat are not being digested…ahahaha…..e.g tau geh,chilli seeds and sometimes papaya if I happen to eat some…. *puke*

After starting FP,I can poo with ease…no need to gek sai..But there are a lot of black stuff sticking to the poo…I was told that these “blackies” are those hibernating in my stomach for maybe a decade or 2.
Imagine keeping rubbish in our intestines??!!! :s

Welcome 2006!!

Goodbye 2005!!
Welcome 2006!!!
Hapy New Year in advance peepers!!!

Red Bomb

Ever received red bomb and kena harassed?I kena….damn irritating….
It actually happen last month.I received a sms saying that he’s getting married and asking me if I could attend his wedding dinner…but prior to that I’ve heard this news from my buddies as I missed the CNY gathering @ my lecturer hm….

I knew that all my buddies going so I agreed to attend also…peace still then..the real nightmare started from the day I was supposed to fly to NZ for holidays…he sms me if I received the ‘bomb’…I replied “YES”.
I remembered clearly I replied to his sms…ok…
The real menace came when I was in NZ….call n call n call.Sms n sms n sms…wahlao…I did not answer his calls nor his smses becos very x to pick up calls in NZ hor…..
Wah..i think he can win the most irritating caller of the yr…wahlao…n finally after calling for maybe 30 times..i buay tahan oreadi and pick up the call….and you know what he ask me?HAVE YOU RECEIVED MY INVITATION CARD???na bei….I told him in my usual KL tone,I remembered I reply YES liao leh….y u asking me again?I m now on holiday leh…BYEEEEEEE….
Wahlao…you can sms the whole world if they have received the card but cannot record down who replied n who has not??what the fuck leh…..

Super duber boliao…and the most funniest part is I’ve not met him since I graduated from ITE hor!!!
What’s so impt abt me receiving the card or attending anot….does that mean if the whole lot of us not attending his banquet cannot start or what??
Told him received already still want to ask so many times…really very irritating leh…..so 烦!!
Still want to jio us for kopi…I not free to entertain boliao pple..i also not close with him…wahlao… :s
I don’t mind him inviting me to his wedding,it’s a happy occasion but don’t pester til like this…really pissed pple off….sianz…my fren told me to treat it as class gathering..hahaha…the more he pester the more I deduct the ang bao $$$...haha…anyway also not very high class….. :p

BLoody Bitch

Bitch!!smile infront of u…backstab u when ur back is turn…wtf…
I detest this type of person….so horrible,incorrigible,evil….no…I think shld be horrible bitch..she’s not even fit to be a human…cannot mention race here…later kena sue for nothing…hahaha…
My colleague was already so sick that she can conk out anytime….we were also trying our best to help her out despite our bz schedule….we are always super bz in dec…
Woo lah..her reward of working so hard to ensure everything is in order is …..KENA COMPLAIN BIG TIME…
KNNCCB…I read the email also I dulan…cos I also got do the work…hehehe…how can all our effort just flow down the drain like nobody business…..wahlao eh….she think we very free ah…only do her things meh…we got a lot of other work to do 1 hor….stupid bitch….bloody bitch…CB bitch…
She email all the managers n the whole wide world except my colleague…wah..this bitch really evil..heng we have 1 kind soul forward the email to her…wahlan eh….
Her email contents was something like…the progress of setting up the PCs are very slow…blah blah blah…
U siao is it…next wk then ur dunno wat nobody come function starts ….so finish setup what can u do?except to stare at it…wait for aedes mosquitoes to come n bite ur bloody backside ah….stupid…
Still have so many days left….scared simi…u think got pple will come meh…..I make sure I go down on the very 1st day to see how many thousands of pple turn up…*pui chao nua*..hope all ur things cock up except our PCs….muahaha….then I will laugh loudly like nobody business….Bitch…
I told another male colleague not to let me see her…if not I will slapped her til her mouth swollen…wahlan eh….Super pissed off….KNN…

Sakit

I m sick…sianz..down with flu and headache…not much to blog…December is always my happiest month…also nothing to complain leh….know y?cos piao is on long leave!!!!shiok * infinity !!!
No government..no floating spirit to haunt us….wah..good ah….
I shall enjoy this peace for another week…before hantu re-appear!!!.... :p

Allergic to work

Hi …I m back from my long holiday…*whistle whistle*
Felt recharged but at the moment I saw my desk…I got very serious headache….hahaha
I am allergic to work!!!

Of cos I have lots of fun during my trip…EAT,eat, eat…n sleep,sleep,sleep…is all I do during my holidays…
Remind all of u of an animal rite??.ok lah….IT’s pig lor..i really turn into 1 there…so relaxing…
Everything just think of what to eat makes me happy…so many choices….but the food portion they serve there is very huge..easily can feed 3 small eaters *pengz*….

Their fish n chips tasted really superb…U can’t find any in s’pore…so fresh n tender..and I really love the chips…so crispy n can really taste the potatoes.Yummy!!!

After being a pig for 12 days…It’s time to diet liaoz…must clear everything…kekeke…
Whether I can succeed in my diet program…Let you know when time is ripe!!!hahaha