Irritating Pest

Some people just have super jia lat thick skin..I wonder where they master it from???
I can’t stand pple who come everyday to other pple office and loiter ard….

Its just irritates me!

1^st--> not at all handsome (got some monkey face…think monkey is better looking than him!!)

2^nd--> report to customer’s office everyday when he’s not at all welcome!

3^rd--> very lor sor..i think he beats my grandmother in terms of this

Y?Y?Y?

He’s disturbing us all leh….

Helo!!!7^th month over oreadi hor…pls go back to where you belong…dun come haunt the office every single day ok….

He come not 1 time…he come many many many times a day…I see his face…I almost wanted to tell him off le!

I shld have snapped his photo, paste it on the main door stating-->BANNED from entering this premise!

Lim bei's patience has limits ok!dun ever try to test me ok?

I nv saw such irritating vendor b4 in my working life!...U mean u dun have any more accounts except us meh???go to some other places lah…rather than loiter ard customer’s office….

Just now I even commented loudly to my colleagues…”Eeii??He’s not around anymore!!!” But actual fact that he was just behind me….but me fuck care him lor….if he heard it ..gd!

U oso not my boss mah….who cares!I m being frank….but come to think of it…some humans just dun get the signal that he’s not welcome lor!what to do? The facial skin so thick til the atomic bomb can’t go thru it!

Pls keep this in mind…Dun ever irritate your customers ok! They r ur rice bowl hor!!!Dun be stingy to ur customers…Not becos we gian peng or wat!..haven’t u heard of this saying “小财不出,大财不入?”

IDIOT!

Pull n Push

Does anyone know the difference between Pull n Push??

I doubt most of those uncles n aunties in my office know that….*sigh*
The glass door was out of alignment le…cannot close properly…

The reason is becos too many pple open the door in the opposite way!!!!
Hello pple out there with deg or master deg…pls go back learn your kindergarten english hor!!!

I hope 1 day when they open the door…they hit themselves…wahlao..
I wil be the 1^st to luff the loudest!..i promise…cos I gav up telling them the difference
Between Pull n Push!!!

PIG Heads conference 2

Wahlao….I buay tahan le…. *angry*….
PIG heads pig heads * infinity
Y do pple always psyco us to think out of the box when they themselves jump out of the box but jump into another box straight away….kns….

When his “pet” came back…n gave the answers he wanted….he’s damn proud..nin na bei…slap his mouth sial… write 1 proposal nid 5 pple to help him think…..siao anot..
He really got no concept,no visualization,no helicopter views…wonder where got his
Dunno wat sheet of master deg frm….wahlao eh…

Can’t even write a proper sentence with English..speak chingerish (Chinese + broken English)…goodness….can become manager …really heaven is blind…

His English is even poorer than mine. Can u imagine???!!!...

This morning zzz beauty….oso jia lat…ask me if this batch job need to monitor…
Wahlao eh….this job no longer exists ok??...wake up wake up….stop dreaming le..
U have been working in this office for 7 yrs…u ask a 3 yrs junior to tell u wat to do…u pls la…let me respect u a little can??aiyoh…Giv me a break…I need a kit kat…

Stop giving me headache…I m not the kio sai person..i dun get paid for kio-ing sai ..

All characters in this blog are ficticious.Any resemblance to real life person whether dead or alive is none of my business.

Pig Head Conference

Its Friday...Yipeee.......Hope dun rain today......

I just realised that my old men n women infested office....have so many many pig heads...
omigosh!!...cannot believed it....Our auditorium not huge enough to house all of them....at least need to reserve the Singapore Indoor Stadium....Goodness....Y does it take me so long to realise all the pple here are pig heads...somemore r those pigs head with down syndrome *slap my mouth*...

I promised that my mouth will not be "poisonous"...but i just can't help it..... :(
My bad karma has once escalated a step.....*sob sob*

Few points to be crowned a PIG Head

1) When you need to apply an ID for a system,U need to fill in form....(if not god knows who u r meh)...bleh but thou they had signed countless forms and after so many many yrs of service still dunno got such procedure....n got the cheek to complain....stupid assholes.....

2) When pple discuss abt matters in mtg..pls have some firm stand ,principles and power of a mgr....dun act sut kee infront of us..but when pple complain...u revoked all ur policies,principles...korz....pls la....dun always say "I've made it very clear" ...but none of us knew clear about simi...

3) Things that were handed over to u..pls zap a copy,read it...dun depend on pple to always help u..ok??not so free oso...btw I dun get credit by helping u...n who to help me when i m in need? *tiu*...

4)If want to test some database or watever ..pls come prepared....if the person tell u tis is production database..it's 1..dun argue k.....cos U simply noe nuts of the system.....

Above r some pts that really exist..it's happening around me.....

Wld I be pig head in the future??....as I m working with so many pig heads.....*can't imagine*

All characters in this blog are ficticious.Any resemblance to real life person whether dead or alive is none of my business.

Recap

ai.....Its monday again......

Let me do a recap on my wkend.....

Fri Nite:

Went lao lang a.k.a Ah Hock's hm for dinner....cos that day was Hello Kitty's bird day....
Wondering who n y we call her Hello Kitty??haha....
Hello Kitty is Ah Hock's worker...She wore a pair of Hello Kitty's pyjamas at the malacca trip with us...n we duuno her name so...since she was wearing HK pyjamas....so....

After the steamboat feast....we rested for awhile....ate haagen daz ice cream...Yummy Yummy....

we started to play cards..the banker will have the rights to set the rules...whoever loses...will have to drink a cup of screwdriver....hahahaha

Anyway..Hello Kitty seh on her 2nd cup liaoz....aiyoh....me oso haven seh...she seh oreadi....
That's our revenge....since she drank so little on malacca trip...now its show time!!!

Went hm ard 330am ba....seh..

Sat:

Woken up by some kannina drilling noises...8am...who the fuck so early wake up on a Sat leh....
i wan to be pig ....and zzzz oso cannot.....i tot i can zzz til 12pm..wake up...nua abit then go amore...aiyoh...idiot idiot...spoil my plan....
But i still continue to zzz but not peaceful....stupid noise...aiyoh....damn fustrating....
Finally woke up at 11++.....wash up everything....pack my bag....

Went to amore for 2 hrs aerobics....hahaha....no choice....i ate too much mooncake....sianz sial.....all the vendors all giv mooncake 1 shot leh....eat til my stomach wan to burst
scared put on weight...better go for 2 hrs...ehehehe.......

tot at nite nothing to do liao sial....can nua at hm...iron my clothes......surf internet....
then ah hock call....jio us go drink kopi...after all the ding dong...cannot think of any place to lim kopi....dar suggested PG eat seafood...wow....Supper!!
die lah die lah..my 2 hrs of sweat...gone le......
As usual eat n eat n eat.......
came bak 330am again....seh@@

Sun:
nuthing special....woke up at 10 ++ since he told me he gg to his bro's place...to repair something..ok...in the end oso nv do...go there eat lunch...nua there....
evening go BT 's chalet at changi....

K-fanatic

I'm not a k-fanatic.But I got hooked on this K drama ..Jewel in the palace (Da Chang Jin)...

It's really exciting...It involves politics...just like in office.....Like how she was framed,force to swallow dead cat...all those top management pple "pa kak"...bribed the officers...wow..imagine in tat era...they r practicing that liaoz...

They really got no power...always kena bully..etc...accept gifts frm guys..must drink poison and die..siao..

Glad this show is not like the norm k drama...always crying,if not lost memory due to watever reasons or be long lost bro n sis...wat can be more cruel?No happy ending...either 1 of the main cast must die..*yucks*

Thank Sharky for borrowing me the DVDs...70 episodes....

Now I reach hm is to start watch DVD...nv think of logging into net liao.......

ok le...enuff bloggin le...need to start work liaoz....

Peace

Yipeeee...today is our so call PH in my office...hahaha
Piao is on leave 2day....Hip Hip Hoooray!!

At least there's peace for 1 day...nobody nags...disturbs,irritates....best!

He really can nag like an idiot without any contents....he dun bring his brains out...but can criticise wat pple do or written have no logic...kauz....i think he's the idiot who doesn't have any logic...*pui*.....

Y he took only 1 day where he has so many annual leave....can any1 persuade him to take more??So we can have more peace....

Have not been in correct mind to write blogs nowadays...hehehehe.....

Hell Monday

Hell Monday.....

Hates monday......but today piao not ard....yipeeeee............but nv go celebrate becos me got stomach upset..dun dare to eat.....

at least there's no spirit piao-ing around my cubicle....

alot of things to do...but dun feel like moving...whole body aching....feel like Zzzz...wish I can go hm now..
Cannot think of anything to write.... :(

This month shall be a pok month....my dear fren "Bird day"...and botak getting married...oh no!
BB Charlene full month...really pok sial......have to survive on bread and water...... :~(

No more gd food...hagen daz ice cream....*sob sob*

Friday kuai kuai lai.......Zzzzz

Yipee Friday!!

Hope today will be a happy day....cos weekend is coming........

Hope all my suay-ness will go away....

Arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

damn sianz this whole week....hope next wk will be better.........

oh...btw....Piao is here today.......
I really hope he dun disturb me today....... :p But it's impossible....he does get a kick out of irritating pple or simply he doesn't know that he's disturbing others??
OMG...he certainly have thick skin...and luvs to K-PO....worse than an obasan.....
Anything we tok abt got his bloody business.....sometime really wan to slap his bloody "er xing" face
hahahahaha.....

Got no mood to entertain bo liao pple.......

Blemishes No More!!

Wow..This small jar of cream really make wonders on ur face......hehehehe....

those pple with scars..freckles....mayb there's help now.......

i was introduced to this cream by my colleague a.k.a sleeping beauty.....hahahaha....she everyday blur only...but heng she din forget to introduce this gd stuff to me....kekeke......previously my face was full of markings left by my beautiful cum itchy fingers...i just can't stand seeing those stupid,knn pimples on my face...really left me in super bad mood!!!

so after squeezing,squeezing...."tern tern tern TERN"!!!...SCARS....NIN NA BEH SCARS.......*fainted*..I was having those stupid scars hanging around my face for 2 whole weeks!!!!...oh...OMG.....

enuff of swearing le.......let me tell u where u can find this cream....I bought mine in Ngee Ann City watsons..I was searching high n low for it...i tried in guardian...that kns sales gal told me in the shelf...fuck sial...find the whole shop...nv see the bottle....i went to ask her again....U noe wat she said??!!!..."Orh..sorry...All sold out"...knnbccb.....dun tell me earlier...waste lim bei time to search for it......nnb..so i tried my luck in watsons....i found it....it cost around $20.45...U can find it in all hospital pharmacies...i think they are selling at a lower price...ard 15 to 18 bucks...NTUC unity pharmacy also have...ermm...$20.40 (I think)

So far i have introduce to my colleague sitting behind me...she's quite pretty...just that she has freckles (to me is "freakles")..hiaks.....i realised her pigments were getting lighter....so ok!!tested on my fren oso...she told me her pimples scars...also fading....mine..fade liaoz lor...left only "freakles"....cos i refused to carry umbrella during sunny day....serves me rite?!!!but who cares...lim bei likes it....

PS:Those with sensitive skin will be recommended to test the cream by applying to their forearm before applying onto ur chio face.

oh..gg to be out of job soon!!!hahaha

Just had a "farewell" lunch with my director yesterday....actually didn't wan to go ...but pai seh lah...pple invite u to lunch u reject..not very nice hor....

yes...IT gg to b outsource soon lo....so gotta be out of job soon ah....Zzzz
so have to be motivated abit to prepare my cv...ai...kinda lazy nowadays.......

I hope today "piao" dun disturb me........mayb some of u will wonder who is tis "piao".....piao in mandarin means float.....n tis person who is damn honoured to be crowned tis name is my idiotic boss....haha

how he got this name...is really a long story...ever since i joined this organisation.....i supposed he has been piao-ing in the office since day 1...kaoz....now is 9.07am...he's piao-ing again to c my colleague arrive at work anot...he's damn sicko...my goodness....

but suay suay...tis colleague of mine sits behind me...he will monitor her..n "soon bian" monitor us.....
but anyway...i dun put him in my eye....hahahaha.......