Thoughts

Oooppss….A week has passed….alright…here comes my blog…
I was bz last week…Last Mon n Tues on course…wed to fri…bz like a spider….
So no mood to write….today oso bz…til now I just had my butt on my chair….
It’s eve of deepavali…n y on earth they are stil pple working?hahaha…

Oh ya…I just had a nice sandwich lunch at Provence….yum yum!!

Nothing much happen thou…..but the course I went was really fun….
I wasn’t feeling sleepy thru out the course which is super amazing…hahaha….
cos the lazy me will always dream or jus switch off whenever I attend courses….kekeke

The 2 day course really make me know more abt myself, hair care, skin care and make up
Pple who knew me..will noe I nv put any makeup except for some really impt occasions where makeup is a must..then bo bian…haha…n I dun own any foundation,lipstick or whatever stuff…*neh*
That day I actually put on my own makeup…tat’s really something I have not done in yrs…since my ITE days….wahlao…..but my skills still not bad…I nv turn myself into a clown…

Time pass quickly….2.5 hrs more to hm sweet hm…..yipeeee

Spoil

Can anyone tell me the meaning of spoil?

My understanding of spoil is : the whole thing completely conk out, how u bash it,threw it ,
still the whole damn thing cannot work or beyond repair…..

But I ponder about those pple who have higher tertiary education how they define the meaning of spoil leh…
Tell me leh…dun be stingy…hahaha…..

I was told by an aunty in my office that this idiotic woman said the mouse spoil….so being not IT savvy…she immediately changed a new mouse for her in order not to disrupt her work..
In return what she got was sarcastic remarks…
IB(Idiotic Bitch) : Wah…so easy to get a new mouse,your staff dun even bother to check if the mouse is really spoilt?
CCB….Listen up!U bloody IB….it’s not easy to get a mouse hor…if we were to make things difficult for u,I will jus throw u a mouse which dunno Tom,dick or harry used b4..
I dun even care if any rats pee on the mouse,any cockroaches shitted on it….thats none of my business..my job is to get u a working mouse….huh!
This aunty is just trying to do u a favour where it will not disrupt ur work ok!
Dun give these kind of unsensitive remarks….bloody bi*ch! Na bei!

So I told the aunty to bring the “spoilt mouse” to me,so I can officially certified it dead!
The conclusion is the mouse is not dead…only the scrolling button was abit insensitive….still can use…!
I told aunty to return it to her n take back the new mouse….haha..guess what she said?
IB: I prefer to use the new mouse. Thank u so much ah!

Na bei….knnbccb!wahlao..hate tis kind of bloody bi*ch!

All characters in this blog are ficticious.Any resemblance to real life person whether dead or alive is none of my business.

Sotong

Today is a zzz day for me….my mind n mouth cannot coordinate….hiaks
I told my colleague now can access friendster le…she gave me the kind of surprised look…

Here is the conversation i had with her
Shall call her Ms O.

Me: aiyah..y friendster always die!!
Ms O : (surprise look) huh wat?smart filter down huh…..can go friendster meh?
Me:can leh…..(very confident)
Ms O: no need to use open proxy meh??(scratching head)
Me: No need leh (still sounded full of confidence)
Ms O: (scratches her head even harder )huh??!!
Me: can leh…I just log in MSN!!!
Ms O: wahlao….just now u said friendster , now u said MSN…..
Me: Ooops…..sorry ah…me siao oreadi….hahahahaha

So today me is in zzz mode…..muhahahaha……..i will “zzz” til 6pm…heeehee

Air con…

My dear aircon ,

U leak water yesterday nite..at 1am… *sob*….
It’s my fault lah…I nv clean you up…heee….
Just the usual lazy me….wait til u leak then I clean u….

But hor..shld give me notice mah…dun wait til I koon ho seh..then u start to
“tork,tork,tork”…..will interrupt my beauty sleep leh……
Hot hot hot..yesterday nite was warm…n u leak water…..y u like tat???
When I open the window to allow some fresh air….ti gong rain….y u bully me like
tat ah??

I gotta wake up at close windows…..wake up.. zzz…wake up..zzz
Me today very tired leh…*yawn yawn*….

I promised I will unchoke u tonite…n make u clean clean ok…..

But u cannot leak water again ah…if not I spank u….muahahaha

Naggy bastard

Does ur lao bu always nag?Its common for mummies to nag at their children..I supposed its
the cultural thing rite…where on earth lao bus dun nag at their children.
If ur lao bu dun …pls let me noe….hahaha
But hor I’ve nv came across such naggy old forgy b4……everyday does nothing but nag nag
nag n nag…..wahlao….leelee lorlor…damn sickening…irritating.

Come on lah,dun think u pay us few dirt dollars we have to tahan ur bloody nagging ok…
We come here to work not for u to nag…u wan to nag…go hm nag at ur kids.

I wonder how my colleagues can tahan it.after being nagged at stil can smile..OMG..Y Y Y?

Idiots
Some humans just cannot use their cute brains properly….
Any request that is assign to him,he always replied the same thing :”This request not under me”
I replied,not u then u tell me who ?I can transfer the request to the correct person…don’t give me
this type of answers…he said “I dunno…they nv use my system to create this”
SO?my problem meh….is ur bloody problem ok….
I told him….U have to give me a solution…not me to provide u the solution….
We argue for awhile…then I gave him my ugliest face ever….he walked away….i was preparing to shout le…
Since he walked away…I also din shout liao…no pt lah…this kind of pple…u whack them left,right,up n down
Stil won’t change.
I not stupid ok….dun tell me not ur problem…I stupid stupid nod my head and close case hor…
SIAO!

All characters in this blog are ficticious.
Any resemblance to real life person whether dead or alive is none of my business.

Toilet Fantasy

Toilet
Wat’s so fasinating abt toilets??
I dun understand.

Mayb toilet in my office smells gd?got special charm?
Some pple can even come frm different flr to use the toilet…..
Their area dun have toilet meh….mus purposely take the lift up to my level to
use the toilet..??!!???
The air different?Toilet bowl seats r better?Its all the same mah….
Oh..Dun tell me they like the ambience??wahahahaha

And there r 2 particular person…lets name them Ms DD and Ms OO
They luv to have toilet conference at designated times….for e.g
If u go to the toilet at 11am …they will be at the toilet…whispering….
Whisper abt wat…I dunno…cos its really whispering….til sometimes I wonder if they can
even understand wat they r actually talking abt…..muahahaha
1 day must have at least 2-3 times of conference….and they r very in sync leh…
at designated time,they will both walk out together…proceed to toilet to begin the
Conference…hohohho…

They will continue til when someone steps into the toilet…still continue….
til mayb they notice this person is pang sai-ing n not peeing…..
I m jus wondering wat issue so impt mus whisper in the toilet everyday….from Mon to Fri,
same time….same place….
Wan to tok…go buy a cup of kopi…sit down at the café n tok til u “song” then come back lor
Aiyoh…y hog the toilet….tin tei leh….

All characters in this blog are ficticious.Any resemblance to real life person whether dead or alive is none of my business.

Frustrated

Why humans so funny???

They cannot do their routine work properly meh???When their turn to do….they dun wan to do ho seh…
When not their turn….they wan to do ur work….wat does tis means ah??being helpful ah??

No thank U…..Only will make the matter worse….
I can handle it…..thanks very much for ur “help”

Very pek chek leh……..

How??

Forever zzz…dunno whether is really wholeheartedly zzz or pretend to be zzz leh
(Zzz means dunno wat’s the world happening like the fairytale story “Sleepy beauty” )……

When asked something….forever dunno….then how did things get done previously???
I always have this BIG BIG question mark…..since everything dunno…then noe simi?
Its quite amazing that she can survive for so long…

Mayb some of u may think I m bad mouthing her….but no lo…I jus letting out my frustration towards her…
I nv confront her…tell her off..nuthing….

How I wish I can…but sometimes mus leave pple some face lah huh…most importantly….not only me realise that she
Is Zzzzz…..quite a number of pple tasted b4 le…
Hahahaha…..

All characters in this blog are ficticious.Any resemblance to real life person whether dead or alive is none of my business.